I would like to take the time to salute those people who have gone that extra mile when it comes to all things sexual. They’ve boldly pushed the boundaries of human carnality and courageously stuck their accomplishments into the glory hole of history!

This is a list of some of the more outrageous, sex acts or sexually related facts ever recorded by man. I promise there is something to make you laugh in all this! In fact, if you don’t giggle at least once…you ain’t human!

Enjoy!

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Apparently, the answer to that question is…pretty fucking dumb. 21 year old Kelly Pickler, of American Idol rejection fame, might have single handedly proven every point I have ever made about the sad state of Americans today.

Ms. Pickler recently appeared on the Fox show ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?’ and I have to say I have never, ever seen a more uncomfortable situation for a tv host and guest than what transpired in this episode. Did I say uncomfortable? Try down right painful…like masturbating with a cheese grater painful.

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Yeah, thats right. Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus too. If you think there is ever a good reason, big or small, to take semi nude pictures of a 15 year old girl for the express purpose of disseminating them to the public at large….FUCK YOU TOO. From where I’m sitting, taking semi nude pictures or any pictures that in any way induce sexual imagery of a 15 year old is totally reprehensible. Bunch of fuck sticks.

What else is Annie Leibowitz willing to do in the name of “art”? Amazing to me that some guy invokes the name of God and Jesus and he is a “freak”. Watch out for that sicko, but Ms. Leibowitz says, “hey today ‘art’ means getting a 15 yr. old naked in front of the camera”…and she is a ‘genius’.

Funny, because when my neighbor tried something similar sometime ago, they didn’t call him a ‘genius’. Nope they had a few other choice words for him…like ‘molester’, ‘child abuser’, ’sick fucking animal’ and my personal favorite…”fucking dead man’.

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So here I am having witnessed something I swore I’d never see again - another Real World season. last night was the premiere of the 20th season of the perennial train wreck.

I have no idea how or why I ended up watching this show as I’ve managed to avoid the past few years worth of youthful American overindulgence and public stupidity all in the name of making a career out of being a drunk and or a slut. The last season I caught even an episode of was in San Diego (or was it Vegas? or maybe Denver?!?) and it made me long for the days of Judd & Puck (oh the horror!). How far this show has fallen from the initial reality TV experiment of “7 strangers picked to live in a house together” to “7 media hungry idiots looking for a free ride in return for their souls”.

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Every once in a while you come across something online that gives you pause. Something that is completely disgusting and yet strangely appealing…entrancing even. yesterday was such a day for me. For yesterday I found the girls of MilkGoneWild.com.

I love a good parody and this is a good one, but something about all those bare udders bouncing around that kinda grossed me out. Some how it was strangely, dare I say exciting? The website is an off-shoot of the PetaTV site, and is supposedly the result of a banned Super Bowl commercial. I have absolutely no love for the PETA organization but have to admit this commercial made me chuckle, so it is with mixed feelings that I promote this video series. Don’t get me wrong, I love animals. I own a couple dogs as well as a couple of cats and would never want them or any other animals mis treated in any way, but I can not in good conscience support this group. they are merely a front for a much more sinister agenda and I won’t support it….but I digress.

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So it looks like all the high moral outrage over sex only applies when it won’t sell newspapers because here is the NY Post front page news item from march 14th - “Bad Girl” Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the high-priced call girl known as Kristen aka Eliot Spitzer prostitute. Yes. That’s right. This is the front page, and HUGE pictorial spread, of a prominent NY City “news”paper. War? Housing Crisis? Recession? Presidential Campaign??? Sure, some might consider that important news, but not more so than a young, half naked prostitute! C’mon, look at her! That’s news, Baby!

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