Every once in a while you come across something online that gives you pause. Something that is completely disgusting and yet strangely appealing…entrancing even. yesterday was such a day for me. For yesterday I found the girls of MilkGoneWild.com.

I love a good parody and this is a good one, but something about all those bare udders bouncing around that kinda grossed me out. Some how it was strangely, dare I say exciting? The website is an off-shoot of the PetaTV site, and is supposedly the result of a banned Super Bowl commercial. I have absolutely no love for the PETA organization but have to admit this commercial made me chuckle, so it is with mixed feelings that I promote this video series. Don’t get me wrong, I love animals. I own a couple dogs as well as a couple of cats and would never want them or any other animals mis treated in any way, but I can not in good conscience support this group. they are merely a front for a much more sinister agenda and I won’t support it….but I digress.

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I went to bed and things started to get passionate when suddenly she says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’. I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’ So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… ‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’ She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’ Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big brand name department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different, very expensive, outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’

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