As amazing as it may sound, we have the technology to drive our existing cars on water. I first heard of this some 4 to 6 years ago while watching a Discovery channel documentary on cars and the future of cars. I learned many interesting facts about the future of cars…cars that drive themselves, cars that will be able to mend themselves when dented or even change color on command, but by far the one thing I learned that day, that really stuck with me was the fact that there was a man in our own country who had learned to burn water for fuel.

Jimmy Klein was the real deal. I watched engrossed as this man took what looked like an ordinary blow torch and cut or burned several objects of varying size and materials, with far less effort than a traditional acetylene torch would entail. It was like he had trapped the sun at the tip of his torch and even more amazing was that the torch remained cool to the touch even while burning through a think slab of metal or iron. It wasn’t long after he made this amazing discovery that he applied the same principle to his car.

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Apparently, the answer to that question is…pretty fucking dumb. 21 year old Kelly Pickler, of American Idol rejection fame, might have single handedly proven every point I have ever made about the sad state of Americans today.

Ms. Pickler recently appeared on the Fox show ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?’ and I have to say I have never, ever seen a more uncomfortable situation for a tv host and guest than what transpired in this episode. Did I say uncomfortable? Try down right painful…like masturbating with a cheese grater painful.

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I had never heard of them before the commercial, but after seeing this picture I am looking to buy my first pair of JBS underwear. What can I say? Great advertising works….and this is great advertising.

Tell me you haven’t found yourself in exactly this position, guys? Only thing missing from this picture is the Vaseline.

This, of course, makes me wonder what will come next…no pun intended. Seriously, whats left? The only things I can come up with would probably not sell much underwear but man would it get some attention. Like from cops and criminal psychologists.

So what do you guys think she will show up doing next in an ad? Perhaps she will be shown in bed in her boxers, one hand deep in them, while she imagines all the things she will do to some random,younger teen aged girls? Use the comment box to pitch some ideas, I would love to see what you guys all come up with.

Besides sticky fingers.

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When I first set out to become a home owner I was completely unaware of what my credit rating was or how it would affect me. Alas, a long list of bad credit decisions from my past were destined to foil me in my quest for home ownership. Faced with a ridiculously low credit score and the need to get out and into my own home, I was completely lost as to what to do or where to go for help. Just when I thought all was lost and my dreams of becoming a home owner seemed gone forever, I discovered BadCreditOffers.com.

The number of “bad credit” consumers in the U.S. is staggering & it is a good bet that you or someone you know is in serious credit trouble. BadCreditOffers.com is a wonderful resource for finding out where your credit stands, what tools are available to you for fixing it & they even offer credit counseling for those of us who feel like they need someone to guide them along.

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I went to bed and things started to get passionate when suddenly she says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’. I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’ So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… ‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’ She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’ Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big brand name department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different, very expensive, outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’

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