I would like to take the time to salute those people who have gone that extra mile when it comes to all things sexual. They’ve boldly pushed the boundaries of human carnality and courageously stuck their accomplishments into the glory hole of history!

This is a list of some of the more outrageous, sex acts or sexually related facts ever recorded by man. I promise there is something to make you laugh in all this! In fact, if you don’t giggle at least once…you ain’t human!

Enjoy!

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After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a local fortune teller of some fame and repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the wizened, old, mystic delivered some very, grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a very violent and horrible death this year just after you lose the election.” Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary who was visibly shaken at this dire news.

Hillary stared back at the old woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then finally down at her own shaking hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself…but ultimately, she simply had to know.

She looked back up and deep into the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked the old lady the big question:

“……Will I be acquitted?”

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I went to bed and things started to get passionate when suddenly she says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’. I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’ So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… ‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’ She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’ Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big brand name department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different, very expensive, outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’

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