I would like to take the time to salute those people who have gone that extra mile when it comes to all things sexual. They’ve boldly pushed the boundaries of human carnality and courageously stuck their accomplishments into the glory hole of history!

This is a list of some of the more outrageous, sex acts or sexually related facts ever recorded by man. I promise there is something to make you laugh in all this! In fact, if you don’t giggle at least once…you ain’t human!

Enjoy!

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Hi all. Today I thought I’d share a funny video clip of a woman getting revenge for the sexual harassment abuse a bunch of construction guys heap on her when ever she walks by. I thought this was a pretty smart revenge and certainly would have caught me off guard!

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Check out this little video of a TV prank from our European friends. Something about a lovely lady nearly nude that seems to appeal to everyone.

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Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy . There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy , if the Pope won, they would
have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked the aged but wise Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a “silent” debate.

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I love bumper stickers. I would never put one on my own vehicle but I certainly appreciate all the people out there who are willing to be a mobile reading station for my pleasure.

I think bumper stickers, like Tee Shirt slogans, are among the best in the creativity department. There is no telling what piece of mobile wisdom you may find when you hit the road.

There is always the inevitable “My Kid is an honor student at…” sticker which is almost always followed by a “My Kid BEAT UP your Honor Student…” sticker. One of my personal faves was always, “Dial 911 and make a cop come!”. What can I say? I’m a little strange, I admit it.

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The other day I went to Starbucks for coffee and I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a guy a break”? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I upped the ante and called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a “donut-eating Gestapo jerk.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

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Today I want to share some of the better funny pictures I’ve been sent through email over the last few years. I’m sure some of these are old news for some but plenty of others are sure to be new to you.

It’s amazing how many crazy things people have managed to capture on film over the history of the medium. You could fill tomes on any subject matter with pictures of that subject. Think of any activity on this earth and you can find a picture of it. Want to see a midget b low a horse getting fucked by a guy shitting on pancakes being eaten by asian chicks puking on and in each others mouths? No problem. Seriously…I’ve seen it. Anyways…

Here are some of the better ones I’ve seen over the years.

Enjoy!

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This past weekend I learned about something I never even imagined existed. Reverse sneezing. Saturday morning as my girlfriend and I were prepping for a trip to Yankee Stadium we noticed our dog, Grace an American Staffordshire terrier, was having these convulsion like episodes. She was inhaling air in these huge, forceful gulps and gasps that sounded like very loud pig grunts or something. It did not look very comfortable at all. She had actually started doing it Friday morning, only mildly so, but the next day Saturday it was impossible to ignore that she was having some kind of issue.

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We have all seen these symbols of the over-achiever, in office buildings and doctors offices alike. The kitten hanging on by a limb and the inspirational “Hang In There” motto. Some of these inspirational posters or signs are actually quite good, although I have yet to have one inspire me to do much more than sit on my ass and read.

I have always associated these things with the plastic smile wearing , over achieving, corporate suit & tie kind of guy. The kind of guy who’s employees and co-workers all have some sort of derogatory comment to make when he isn’t around because when you cut through the veneer, he’s just an asshole.

All that aside, I was sent a small slew of spoof posters, that mock the inspirational poster and quite well in some cases. While some of these were nothing new to me others were not only new but quite hilarious. I hope you all enjoy these as much as I did!

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This is easily one of the more bizarre stories I’ve run across . This morning on my way into work I heard the morning DJ’s tell a story that had me howling with laughter. Apparently, back in November of 1970, the people of Florence, Oregon found themselves with an 8-ton, 45-foot-long sperm whale, dead for some time, washed up on the Pacific Ocean beach south of Florence.

At first it was a curiosity for local residents and visiting beachcombers, but the beached shamu became a stinking mess as the foul smell of rotting whale wafted through the dunes, causing residents to cry foul. The state Highway Division was given the task of cleaning up the mess, because the beach is a public right of way and after consulting the Department Of The Navy, a plan to blow up the carcass was hatched. Yeah, you read that right. They decided to load it with explosives and feed the local wildlife some blubber.

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I was sent this list of amusing, and in some cases, insightful even, list of ‘Stupid Yet Insightful’ questions. I love a good laugh, as some of you regulars might have surmized by now, and this list definitely did the trick!

The list is very reminiscent of George Carlin and his over all comedy style, which just makes it that much better for me since I love Carlin.

Without further pomp & circumstance, here is the list. Enjoy!

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can’t woman put their mascara on with their mouths closed?

4. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say

“Hi, my name’s Bob & I’m an alcoholic.”?

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