Duh...My Name Is Kelly Pickler. It Says So On My Name Tag.Apparently, the answer to that question is…pretty fucking dumb. 21 year old Kelly Pickler, of American Idol rejection fame, might have single handedly proven every point I have ever made about the sad state of Americans today.

Ms. Pickler recently appeared on the Fox show ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?’ and I have to say I have never, ever seen a more uncomfortable situation for a tv host and guest than what transpired in this episode. Did I say uncomfortable? Try down right painful…like masturbating with a cheese grater painful.



This girl comes off as so dumb…Jeff Foxworthy doesn’t even bother trying to poke fun. It would have been redundant. There were 8 and 9 year old kids in that room who were literally running mental circles around this ditz. It’s sad this is an example of what the youth of today are looking up to. This is someone who has little girls and their parents from all over the country, striving to be as ‘good’ as.

“You just keep singing your pretty little heart out and you’re gonna be even better than that Pickler girl.”

I wonder how many impressionable young women, see someone like this waste of a human brain and think,

“See…I don’t need no school. That dumb bitch can’t spell her own name and she’s rich and famous! What the fuck do I care if I don’t know the difference between a country and a continent or how to make change at the store? I’ll just pay someone else to worry about that stupid stuff when I make it.”

I would love to leave off with a nice piece of useful advise for Ms. Pickler but she is clearly too stupid to understand normal human speak. Here’s my best attempt to communicate with her;

“KELLY….BOOKS GOOD….MAKE BRAIN STRONG LIKE BULL….FAST LIKE NASCAR….BIG LIKE BREASTS….SCHOOL GOOD”

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